I'm enjoying this week's programme, so it's a generous 4/10 for the Farm Foods Fab Four.
Sister Sledge - We Are Family
Splendid stuff - and covered previously (at least once) here. Check out my Sister Sledge box set review for We Are Cult if you have a few moments to spare.
7/10
McFadden and Whitehead - Ain't No Stopping Us Now
I can only hear the terrible TOTP orchestra (and backing singers The Ladybirds) trying to recreate the lush Philly sound of this once excellent - but hideously-scarred-by-TV-advert-use - record. 6/10
Squeeze - Up The Junction
I can never quite figure out if thus is ace or shite, or, indeed, if Chris Difford's more 'problematic' lyrics are arch/ironic or just plain awful (rhyming 'telly' with 'smelly' doesn't help.
Suffice to say:
"The Devil came and took me
From bar, to street to bookie"
is one of the finest, most succinct examples of of lyric writing in British chart history. 8/10
Earth Wind and Fire/The Emotions - Boogie Wonderland
It's not my favourite EWF song, but if anyone postulated their theory that it's their best, I wouldn't disagree. A fabulous record made even better by the vocal stylings of The Emotions. 10/10
Blondie - Sunday Girl
I always thought this was one of Blondie's minor efforts ("Is she going to release every fucking track as a single?" says a wracked with envy Siouxsie Sue to a shocked Radio One teatime audience), but I've grown to love it in my dotage. 8/10
Roxy Music - Dance Away
Received wisdom is that Roxy Mark 2 were nowhere near as good as RMM1 (and there's much to back up this assertion), but f-me, I love this record and in 43 years, I've never tired of hearing it.
Superb. 10/10
Tubeway Army - Are Friends Electric?
The brilliant BBC4 doc Synth Britannia clearly demonstrated the devastating effect that Gary Numan's number one hit had on his synthpop rivals. There was a definite sense of "The Bastard!" but also you could sense the grudging admiration from those thinking "Oh, well - you can't argue with that."
A stunning, game-changing single.
And never forget: "It's Gary Numan, Dad!"*
10/10